I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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