awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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