Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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