you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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