There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Please, let me fuck your mom
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
