i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize