Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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