I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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