Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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