You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My dick has a subreddit
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Ladies don't puke and tell
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
