Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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