I smell stomach acid.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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