I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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