maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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