She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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