just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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