You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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