living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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