I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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