this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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