I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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