windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
