just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I want to be your penis for a week.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
God, I missed his penis.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
