'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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