he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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