new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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