quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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