I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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