shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
