he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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