id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
did i just pee glitter
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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