Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she smelled like a LAN party
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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