talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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