Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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