Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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