Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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