then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
you inspire me to be a worse person
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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