I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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