her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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