I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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