So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
