Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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