Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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