gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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