I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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