This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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