she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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