He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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