I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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