hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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