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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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