It's Friday. Sex?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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