so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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