If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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