I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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