This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Randomize
